Posted 5 months ago

okay I think I’m gonna go back and

move all my art to this blog good luck fuck my hot butt

Posted 8 months ago
Posted 8 months ago

sporkbot:

sporkbot:

sporkbot:

Hey, Tumblr!

As some of you may have been aware, Ubisoft was just recently running a contest called “Assassin’s Creed in 60 Seconds,” the goal of the contest was to, as best as you could, describe the francise and sum up the story in 60 seconds.  At PAX, I was persuaded by my friends to enter.  This is my entry.  The giggling at the end is UbiGabe.  

Other contestants had the chance to script out their entries, add effects and images to illustrate their points, and control things like camera angles.  Not me.  This was all improvised on the spot, at PAX.

The prize is a 40” Sony TV with a sound system and a PS3.  If I win, I’ll be able to sell off my old TV and use the money to pay for a deposit on a new apartment because Holly and I can’t really afford the one we’re in now, but we also can’t afford to move out.  I’d really like to win and I have a lot of ground to cover in order to do it!

Go here to vote.  Help a fellow Assassin out!

Just a gentle reminder that you can vote every day!  So, if you’re in the United States, please do!  Holly and I really would like to move out.

Hey guys! Thanks so much for all your help so far.  I’ve gone from 7th place to second in just a few days!  I’m only 140 votes down.  Every vote helps.  I know you can only vote if you’re in the US (and I heard someone from Australia say they could vote) but if you’re not, please help spread the word.

The guy in first place sped up his audio to fit more information in.  I don’t know /why/ Ubisoft let that past, but it seems unfair to the rest of the contestants.

So please, help me out.

Posted 10 months ago
Posted 10 months ago
omgrun:

I forgot to show you guys my badly drawn adultstuck
I imagine john is still an enormous doof. either some kind of stage magician or guy with a computer programing degreebeing a ridiculous inarticulate nerdy doof who still wears the same glasses he did when he was 13
I imagine Jade is like the female equivalent of Steve Irwin and goes on jungle treks, wrestling big cats or some shit.
Rose is a professional writer who made millions after releasing her supposedly fictional alien vampire lesbian romance novel.
and dave is a famous DJ. I didn’t like the way I drew him so I cropped him out but that’s okay because I drew him better here. He also still wears the same glasses he did when he was 13

omgrun:

I forgot to show you guys my badly drawn adultstuck

I imagine john is still an enormous doof. either some kind of stage magician or guy with a computer programing degreebeing a ridiculous inarticulate nerdy doof who still wears the same glasses he did when he was 13

I imagine Jade is like the female equivalent of Steve Irwin and goes on jungle treks, wrestling big cats or some shit.

Rose is a professional writer who made millions after releasing her supposedly fictional alien vampire lesbian romance novel.

and dave is a famous DJ. I didn’t like the way I drew him so I cropped him out but that’s okay because I drew him better here. He also still wears the same glasses he did when he was 13

Posted 11 months ago
omgrun:

shitty doodles can’t be assed
reminder my art is now being archived HERE

omgrun:

shitty doodles can’t be assed

reminder my art is now being archived HERE

Posted 11 months ago
omgrun:

wait that’s not how you draw carapaces??? I think you missed the part where IT’S MY HOT BODY I DO WHAT I WANT

omgrun:

wait that’s not how you draw carapaces??? I think you missed the part where IT’S MY HOT BODY I DO WHAT I WANT

Posted 11 months ago
omgrun:

okay this is happening to homestuck
this is happening as soon as i get a few hours of sleep and i will stream it
but I need actors and actresses like stat
which character would be who

omgrun:

okay this is happening to homestuck

this is happening as soon as i get a few hours of sleep and i will stream it

but I need actors and actresses like stat

which character would be who

Posted 11 months ago
omgrun:

a while back i made these humanized tf2 characters
this is a heavy made from a picture of putin
I should just make some homestuck ones
rite

omgrun:

a while back i made these humanized tf2 characters

this is a heavy made from a picture of putin

I should just make some homestuck ones

rite

Posted 11 months ago
omgrun:

my next project
put a gun in my mouth
take away my computer

omgrun:

my next project

put a gun in my mouth

take away my computer